I don't care what the results are tomorrow or two weeks from now, you all need to just hand over the money to me because nobody deserves it more and I'm not kidding. I also want you all to curtsy and bow down to me. I had a weekend chucked full of chips, pop, nachos, birthday cake, ice cream, homemade fresh cinnamon rolls, mini-quiches, sausage, egg and hash brown casserole, chocolate and raspberry torte, pound cake, etc., etc., etc. and not one morsel passed my lips even though I wanted to plant my face in all of it and start inhaling. It was all I could do to not wrestle everybody to the floor who partook in the delicacies and lick their fingers. It was brutal but I reigned triumphant.
I had a birthday party for my daughter Friday night with about 20 people here with all sorts of yummies and the very next morning I had a bridal shower brunch that had my mouth watering just from the smells emanating through the front door while I waited to be let in.
COME ON PEOPLE! I deserve this!
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